Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Are you glad there is no more mistreatment of the elephant?

yeah, me and my elephant buddies are so glad!!! They forced us to paint, play soccer, ride into wars, and even wait on tables!!! thank god for the elephant revolution! now we'll see who has to play soccer! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!|||wow! i didn't think there ever were mistreatment to elephants thanks for teaching me something :^) ( oh! and yes i am very happy for the elephants yay!!!!!)|||Why do elephants paint their toenails in all different colors?


So they can hide in the M%26amp;M jar.


Ever see an elephant in the M%26amp;M jar?


Works pretty good, doesn't it?





How do you shoot a blue elephant?


With a blue elephant gun.


How do you shoot a green elephant?


Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.





So the circus is in town. Bragging that they have the strongest elephant in the world. Nobody can make the elephant shake his head NO. People are tying ropes to the elephant's head and pulling on both sides trying to make him shake his head.





Some drunk declares, "I can make that elephant shake his head NO," and he proceeds to pick up a couple bricks. He walks up behind the elephant and slams the two bricks together right on the elephant's 'nads. When the elephant lands back on earth, the drunk walks around to show him the bricks and asks, "Want me to do it again?"





Now it's next year, the circus is back in town, only this time, their claim is that nobody can make the elephant nod his head YES. Out comes the same drunk and says, "I can make that elephant nod his head YES." And proceed to pick up two bricks.





The drunk simply walks around to face the elephant, shows him the bricks and asks, "Remember me?"|||i dont know iv'e-ory got to go

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